I would say that I am back by popular demand, but to be honest, I didn’t hear so much as a peep out of most of you unfaithful readers, and so I offer you a hearty “cram it” before I continue.

To explain my eight-month absence, I don’t know what else to say except that sometimes, a person must take some time off to collect his thoughts and ideas. And boy, if you could see some of the junk I’ve been collecting over the past year!

I would like to start off today’s discussion with the subject of innuendos, and their status within the general public. In particular, I would like to address one specific class of innuendos. You know which class I am talking about <wink wink>.

If you actually do know which class I am talking about, then you have made a perfect example of yourself. If you are still lost, then you might try deleting a space in the phrase “The pen is mightier than the sword,” with the careful addition of a colon.

Funny how these little entries can go absolutely nowhere in no time at all. It's kind of like a plane crash. One of those little remote control planes that nobody ever really notices. On second thought, it's more like a kite that gets tangled in a tree... Or maybe like a tightrope walker. One way or another, these conversations are always hanging by a thread.

I see they've modified Xanga since I last wrote. I think that's fantastic. I can finally add a little class to these things. I am particularly fond of the new smiley faces. What have we got here? There's happy , sad , angry , angry , surprised , surprised , surprised , angry , and happy . I think that's great--you've pretty much covered all of the standard  human emotions there. Thank you, Xanga. You've finally invented a way for writers to express their feelings. If I could give you a medal, I might.

On that note, I think it's about time for our

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What is the best comeback you've ever heard?

Loving Eggrolls,

TF